I have now been here for three months and life here in the Dominican Republic is quite different then good-ol’-suburbia-Centennial, CO or college-town-USA-Waco, TX.So here I have compiled a list of what happens when you live in another country for an extended amount of time.
20 things that happen when you live in the DR for over three months:
1. The concept of weather and seasons and, therefore, time becomes non-existent…..When every day is sunny and 85 it could be January or April. Only a calendar will tell.
2. Your Facebook advertisements are now all in Spanish, as well as half of your newsfeed…… If you looking for the best Panaderia, I know the place.
3. Rice is life…… If you didn’t eat rice for lunch or at least once today, something terribly wrong has happened.
4. You know the characters and plot line of your host family’s favorite soap opera……You wouldn’t believe what happened last night!
5. The word “Ay” is heavily used in your vocabulary….. Ay, mi madre! ‘Oh’, ‘wow’, and ‘opps’ no longer exist.
6. You frequently forget words in English…… Mom, I can’t remember what it in English.
7. You frequently forget words in English…and Spanish…… Ummmmmm…. ??
8. Your notes are a mixture of English and Spanish…… Spanglish, it’s a real language people
9. It’s raining? Drop everything……. The fact that it is raining essentially means life has stopped. No worries, we will wait until it passes.
10. You constantly analyze how much exactly a moto ride should cost……. Is it more economical for me to take a guagua or moto or perhaps a carro publico? A gugau will take more time, but then again it’s not that far…
11. The concept of Saturday and Sunday are essentially synonyms for one word: Beach…… Ricon or Los Fuentes, or perhaps Juan Dulio?
12. You have no idea what songs are popular in the U.S. But the latest bachata hits, you know every single one…… Romeo Santos, Don Migelo, El Mayor, Prince Royce: these play every hour of everyday
13. You have a designated colmado…… Yep, we go to the one by the blue house, down the road, past the church… it has the best prices.
14. You ask if there is wifi wherever you go…… ¿tiene wifi?
15. You consequently have given up looking for wifi……. Seriously, what is there to see on Instagram anyway. None of my Dominican friends have it.
16. Your mom tells you, you talk a little differently now……. Really, that is just great. I am not even close to fluent in Spanish and apparently I am losing English as well…
17. Pica Pollos are the best lunch spots……. Economical and they have RICE
18. The concept of walking anywhere for anything is out of the question…… Why walk when you can take a moto?
19. You constantly are asked to come, stand in the shade……. But I like the sun. Dominicans are dumbfounded with this statement.
20. You can’t wait to be home but at the same time are equally terrified to leave this wonderful, beautiful place and people……. Your life here is much different than anything you have known before and nothing will ever compare to the experience. The memories will last forever.